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Nik Aziz nafi dakwaan media perdana mengatakan UMNO tidak boleh masuk syurga August 19, 2009

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Mursyidul Am Pas Tuan Guru Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat hari ini menjelaskan beliau tidak bermaksud anggota UMNO tidak boleh masuk syurga sebagaimana media memetiknya sebagai berkata semalam.
Menteri Besar Kelantan itu menafikan beliau menyebut anggota UMNO tidak dapat masuk syurga kerana parti itu mengamalkan ajaran Islam seperti yang dibawa oleh Palestin.

(Gambar – Dua Tok Guru berbincang sewaktu proses penamaan calon semalam)

“Saya baca dua akhbar arus perdana, ada perkataan Palestin. Saya nafi sekeras-kerasnya. Tak ada. Saya tak biasa guna perkataan ahli UMNO. Ahli UMNO dan penyokong UMNO lain, dua perkataan berbeza,” katanya kepada pemberita di sini yang dipetik Bernama hari ini.

Nik Aziz berkata, mana-mana umat Islam yang mengasingkan iman dengan Islam tidak akan masuk syurga.

“Usaha UMNO nak sebut Islam saja tapi tak ada iman mustahil diterima Allah Taala,” katanya. (BO)

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1. nikmj - August 19, 2009

The idiot went to Heaven
Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.

Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where

St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

“Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”

The philosopher then stepped up, “OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates’ teachings,” With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, “Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!” With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. “Then, go to Hell!”
With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!” The Devil brought forward a chair. “Drill 7 holes on the seat.” The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.

Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?”

The Devil inspected the seat and said, “The third hole from the right.”

“Wrong,” said the idiot, “it’s from my ass hole.”

And the idiot went to Heaven.

2. nikmj - August 22, 2009

Tok Guru Nik Aziz Nik Mat was reported to have said that Umno people will not go to heaven. This has upset many Umno people who want to go to heaven — and I am hoping they will go as soon as possible. Anyway, what did Nik Aziz really say? Malaysia Today is holding a spot the difference contest. There are no prizes for the right answer though.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin

Nik Aziz’s statement as reported by Buletin Utama TV3:

‘‘Tiada sebab langsung orang Islam tolak Islam. Islam yang dibawa oleh UMNO ini Islam kacukan, Islam plastik. Macam duit palsu, ubat palsu, makanan palsu. Ini Islam palsu yang dibawa UMNO.”

‘‘Islam ini tidak boleh bawa ke akhirat, tidak boleh bawa ke syurga, dia boleh bawa dekat pintu kubur. Bertengkar atas muka tak habis-habis dengan Melayu sendiri boleh bertengkar.’’

Nik Aziz’s statement as reported by Bernama:

Mursyidul Am Pas Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat berkata, anggota UMNO tidak akan masuk syurga kerana parti itu mengamalkan ajaran Islam palsu dari Palestin. Katanya, terdapat perbezaan antara Islam yang didakwah oleh Pas dan Islam yang diamalkan oleh umat Islam daripada kalangan anggota UMNO.

“Islam bawah UMNO tidak ke mana dan tidak boleh bawa seseorang itu ke syurga. Berdasar perkara itu, saya percaya penduduk di kawasan Permatang Pasir akan memilih calon Pas sebagai wakil rakyat mereka,” katanya kepada pemberita di Institut Kemahiran Belia Negara (IKBN) di sini hari ini selepas proses penamaan calon bagi pilihan raya kecil Permatang Pasir.

SOurce : http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/25945/84/

3. nikmj - August 22, 2009

1. Tok Guru kata: Kalau orang jahat fikir mereka samseng sangat, di akhirat kelak, mereka akan tahu Allah lebih samseng (kuat).

Akhbar kata: Tok Guru kata Allah Samseng! (kalau tok guru kata orang zalim yang ganas perlu ingat bahawa di akhirat kelak, azab Allah lebih ganas, nescaya akhbar barua pengampu ini akan kata Tok Guru kata Allah pengganas)

2. Tok Guru kata: Kita sedia berunding dan bekerjasama dengan kerajaan pusat. Hubungan kerajaan negeri dan kerajaan pusat boleh diperbaiki.

Akhbar kata: Oh. Tok Guru setuju kerajaan perpaduan

3. Tok Guru kata: Nasihat saya tak mesti didengar

Akhbar tulis tajuk besar-besar : ‘NASIHAT SAYA MESTI DIDENGAR’

4. Tok Guru kata: Islam stail **** tak membawa ke syurga kerana menentang perundangan Islam.

Akhbar kata: Tok Guru dah menghina. Mempolitikkan agama.

5. Tok Guru kata: Saya tak pelik DAP hina Islam kerana mereka kafir tapi saya pelik orang Islam hina Islam. Kita akan tarbiyah dan nasihat DAP.

Akhbar kata: Tok Guru benarkan DAP hina Islam.


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